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Ladies certain things.. certain things SMH

So after I dropped my daughter home, I went to check a friend of mine who lived not too far..

She offered me some food that she bought (oxtail & rice) from Golden Krust.. After I ate, I was so tired that I fell out on her couch, it was a little after 10p..

she offered that I go in her room and sleep on her bed.. half asleep I went in there.


I was so tired, I passed out pretty quickly.. but in the middle of the night I wake up to a smell..  I'm wondering if I'm still near the kitchen, but the smell got worse and worse.. So I open my eyes and realize I'm still in the bed and chick laying on the bed next to me..

chick passed wind..  And it was one of those silent killers.. I don't know if I will ever get that smell out of my mind.. I almost fell off the bed..


My minor attraction to her has been fumigated.. I was scared to even move..

Ladies remember first impressions last.. and if you have to do something like that, go to the bathroom or tell me I need to leave

that bomb there was worse that Hiroshima and when I see her or talk to her, that will always be in the back of my mind..


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Lmao. jah know yute hush

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dwl jah kno dis funny wuss dan hiroshima lmao

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lmao....but if the ooman asleep how she a go go to di bawchume fi poop???

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gyal drop the bomba nh3


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lol........nasty b!$%hez

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unuh go suck unuh mumma

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yes mi dan, mi experience one a dem deh one time.
ting smelled like roast cabbage & rotten eggs...dat %&%* burned my nostril hairs :(

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Lol... so a man alone have gut fi pass gas??? No girl no have the audacity fi do dat roun me stillz.

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suppose to fart in she sleep? How she suppose to know that?! Ladies must excuse htemselves to fart but unno must stop deh and kill we it with lc

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