A RASTAMAN AND HIS EMPRESS ARE IN COURT GETTING A DIVORCE. THE PROBLEM WAS WHO SHOULD GET CUSTODY OF THE CHILD? 

THE EMPRESS JUMPED UP ANS SAID, " YOUR HONOR. I BROUGHT THE CHILD INTO THIS WORLD WITH GREAT PAIN AND LABOUR SO IT IS ONLY RIGHT THAT SHE SHOULD BE IN MY CUSTODY."

THE JUDGE NODS HIS HEAD .... REVIEWS HIS NOTES ... TURNS TO THE RATSA AND SAYS, "WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IN THE MATTER?"

THE RASTAMAN .... WHOSE NAME IS RALPH ... SAT FOR A WHILE CONTEMPLATING ... THEN SLOWLY ROSE AND SAID, " YOW YOUR HONOR PENETRATE DIS ... IF I AND I PUT A DOLLAR IN A VENDING MACHINE AND A PEPSI COME OUT, A WHO FA PEPSI ....  I AND I .....OR THE MACHINE?"

THE JUDGE HAD SOME DIFFICULTY IN RESTORING ORDER IN THE COURT.