Ah lil young boy liming pon de block, minding he own business when all of ah sudden ah big fella pass and hit he WHAP !! -- knock he pon de ground. De big fella holla fuh, "dat was ah karate chop from Korea ."

 

De lil young boy thinking "but wht de ****hole" but he get back up an still liming pon de block as normal again, when all of ah sudden --WHAP !! - de big fella lick he dung AGAIN and holla fuh, "dah one dey did ah judo chop from Japan ."  

 

Cawblen now yuh know de boy vex now... He get up, brush off heself and quietly leff from bout dey.

 

 

De  boy did gone fuh bout ah hour and come back. He walk up real easy and quiet behind de big fella and -- WWAAAAAAATTTTAAAAAAPPPPP !!!! -- knock he out cold.

 

De lil young boy watch ah next fella and suh, "When dat johnny wake up, tell he dat was ah 2x4 from de Barbados Lumber Yard right here in F***hole Barbados!=D=))=D=))