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Jamaican lawyers should never ask a witness a question
If they're not prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Falmouth small town prosecuting attorney

Called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman

Named Miss Ivy, to the stand. He approached her and asked,

"Miss Ivy, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes of course me know you, Mr.

Williams! Me know you since you was a likkle pissen tail

pickney, and wat a big disappointment you is to yuh family.

You tell too much lie, yuh cheat pan yuh wife, you chat people bizniz,

And yuh red-eye and licky-licky. Yuh tink you is a big shot now but yuh nuh

realize sey yuh will neva be more dan a two-bit paper pusher! Yes, mi know yuh aright!!"

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,

"Miss Ivy, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "why yes, MI know Mr. Bradley since him was a likkle bwoy to. Him lazy, andgood-fe-nuttin, him boasy, and him always a gwaan like him white. Him cyaan build a normal
relationship wid any woman cause him a man unda covah.
Fi him law practice a di wus innaJamaica. Him chat nuff , him teef, nuttin nasty and dutty no deh wey him nuh do. A three different  woman an four man me hear sey him av undah covah, an one a di woman dem a you wife! Yes sah, Mi know him well."

The defense attorney almost died of embarrasment.

The Judge ordered both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said,

"IF EITHER OF YOU BASTARDS ASK HER IF SHE KNOW ME, A GWINE

LOCK UP UNNU RAAS INNA JAIL FI CONTEMPT."
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lmao

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lol

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lol

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madddddddddd riddim!!!

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rong post...........lmao


 



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zsac wrote:

 

rong post...........lmao


lmao

 



 

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lmaoSOUNDS JUS LIKE MI GRANDMAlol

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lmao good one

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madddddddddd riddim!!!



pityMAN DEM LEECH PON DI RIDDIM DEM SUH TILL DEM NUH KNO NUTTIN ELSE WAH FI SEH BUT "MAD RIDDIM"lmao

 



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WoW... lol

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lmao

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stop telll lie on falmouth pplpfft

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zsac wrote:

madddddddddd riddim!!!



pityMAN DEM LEECH PON DI RIDDIM DEM SUH TILL DEM NUH KNO NUTTIN ELSE WAH FI SEH BUT "MAD RIDDIM"lmao

 

 



mi seh f u neva av sumn fi seh lmao



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THE MAN SEH MADD RIDDIM HIM MUST CANT READlmao

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this funny as r.a.s.s.

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dwllmao

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