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THINK B4 SPEAKING ..........LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Always think before you speak...!!!!! This is a great example of "did I say that out  loud???" This happened at University of the West Indies in October last year.


In an  "OESH" class, the Professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm  all the energy for their journey.

A female Masters' candidate raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, you're saying  there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"
"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, she asked,  "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing.

The poor girl's face turned bright red and, as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said  (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.
However, as she was going out the door, the  professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question. "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat.. Have a good day."


-- Edited by LaDy J on Thursday 19th of August 2010 07:22:41 PM

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Now Dis is a Good one HaHa but now ah days almost every girl doin it so dem nah go shame

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lol, but 1st mi see this it had an american university name, so somebody change it up somewhere, fi diss UWI girl dem but fuqq it anyway, LJ a nuh u mi a imply seh change it though muu

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DJ FiFTY wrote:

lol, but 1st mi see this it had an american university name, so somebody change it up somewhere, fi diss UWI girl dem but fuqq it anyway, LJ a nuh u mi a imply seh change it though muu


muu mi nuh hav time to change it up rl

 



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