Today we went to Jamaica. I hate Jamaica. It flippin SUCKS! First of all, we woke up late, so we missed a couple hours of Jamaica. No big loss. I wish we would have just stayed in bed. As soon as you get off the boat there's about 20 people trying to give you a cab ride. If they're not trying to give you a ride, they're trying to sell some god awful handmade jewelry to you. If you say no, and keep walking...they FOLLOW you for about half a damn mile and badger and har**** you! These people are damn money hungry podunk idiot asses. I thought Nassau was bad. Jamaica is so much worse. It's like you're Donald Trump...and you walk through the projects...every damn one of those imbreeds wants some of you money. I'm so pissed with Jamaica that I barely took any pics and I didn't even buy a souvenir. There were invalids sittin ON the sidewalk....just chillin with their hands out. Just begging for money. We broke down and took a cab to Dunn's River Falls. So not impressed with that either. Too many damn people. I guess it's like the Disney world of this slum country. So..we took like 3 pictures and left. We told our cab driver that we wanted to eat traditional Jamaican food, that didn't cost an arm and a leg. Well ladies and gentlemen...he took us tot the McDonald's of Jamaica. We had to walk to the counter, and order a meal by it's number. So fast food. We decided that we were fed the **** up with Jamaica so we decided to walk back to the pier. It takes about 10-15 minutes. On the way....we got asked 4 times if we wanted tot buy reefer...we were har****ed by people wanting to braid our hair...some guy dropped a dirty pocket knife and it came within millimeters of harmony's foot. Jamaica just isn't safe. We want to come home so bad. We had one good day on this whole vacation. I enjoyed the Grand Cayman..but...I don't think I'll ever want to leave the US again. Harm said from now on she'll even stand during the pledge of allegience. Vacation sucks, Carnival sucks, and this blog is already starting to piss me off.