A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it > all around the house with his finger. > > His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to > break something, but the boy continues. > > "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it > off." > You're going to break something. He stops and > eventually Mom leaves for a > short trip to the shopping center. > Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom > has left for the store... > > He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet > where he leaves it.. > Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets > the urge, > > A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in > time and SPLASH, out it comes. > When she's finished, she looks down and can't > believe what she's seeing. > > She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the > toilet! > > She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she > describes the situation, > > but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine > everything. > When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he > gets down on his knees > > and takes a long, hard look at the thing. > > Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to > see what it > might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is > everywhere. > > On him, the walls, etc. > "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. > He says, "I've been in this business for over > 30 years, > > and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a > fart !" > > You're laughing aren't you > ....I know you are!!! > I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!