Carlos Valderama, Colombia

you think of soccer 'dos.

Ronaldo, Brazil

He was a dominant force in leading Brazil to the 2002 World Cup title
... despite that absurd hair cut.

Taribo West, Nigeria

Are those miniature Shrek dolls on his hed?

Rene Higuita, Columbia

Is that Lionel Richie?

David Beckham, England

Even Becks can't pull this look off.

Christian Ziege, Germany

Yes, that is a shaved mohawk with the colors of the German flag.

Djibril Cisse, France

It's so tough to decide which Djibril Cisse hairdo to highlight. So we'll go with the 2006 version. But it wasn't an easy choice.

Bobby Charlton, England

We've got a combover sighting!!!!!

Alexi Lalas, USA

The guy stuck out like a wacky redhead on a soccer field. Oh wait ...

Loco, Angola

The name says it all, doesn't it?

Rudd Gullit, Netherlands

This was a classic look in 1990.

Carles Puyol, Spain

He looks like a professional wrestler. And this photo was taken less than a year ago!!!

Tony Meola, USA

Meola inspired thousands of kids to look ridiculous.

Chris Waddle, England

Business in the front. Party in the back. God bless the mullet.

Marcelo Balboa, USA

Is that a mullet plus a mustache?

Claudio Caniggia, Argentina

The Godfather of the headband look!

Cobi Jones, USA

He pulled it off perfectly, but no listing of classic World Cup hair is complete without Cobi Jones.