Having a bad day? Work stress getting to you? Kids acting out in the store? Bill collectors at the door? Your b!$%h of a mother in law getting on your nerves? Here at DNT Gava%$^ Institute in Belgium we have the remedy for you. Fuqitol...it makes all the bad feelings go away. This prescription strength medicine is available only via internet as its illegal just about everywhere (mainly because it uses marijuana as a co-enzyme for effective functioning). However, after the first dose you will see an instant improvement in your symptoms to include: people staying the **** away from you, not giving a %&%* about what the **** is going on and being able to tell ppl to kiss your ass when necessary. It also relieves symptoms of unnecessary b!$%hassness in others. Side effects may include loss of job, relationship, parental rights, teeth, and common sense. May cause jail time, assault both by and against you. Recommended maximum dose only when absolutely necessary which would be just before you jump off the bridge.....