NAKEDEST NAKED PICTUH IN HISTORY

People! It serious! Mi did know mi love suss, but dis prove to me say mi will go to di ends of di world fi link one source and get one scoop. One a mi INK sistren dem link me say she have one pictuh ah di big shot woman daughter wha leak out.

Di girl ah go college now an ting an' a fret everyday. Mi link say she feel bad so she naw email it, mi need fi come look pon di pictuh wid mi two eye ah har yard. People mi lef' town and drive aaaall di waaaay go Portmore fi go look pon di pictuh. Lawd have mercy people! Mi nevah expec' wha mi see. Di likkle pickney naked wid har foot dem up inna di air near har head, and har hand dem a keep dem up.

People, mi see naked pictuh already but when mi all ah see tings ah expand an' me can see inna people organ, dat ah no naked, dat ah one medical study! But people di real horror is dat how di pictuh start circulate is dat di girl have it pon har computer and deh upload some pictuh pon facebook and accidentally upload dat too.

But by di time she realize say it up and fi tek it dung, di whole worl' have it already fi circulate. Now she a fret say har parents nuh see it. She need fi go dung inna sack cloth an ashes an' pray say deh pictuh deh stop go roun' an' nobaddy else nuh see it. Mi neckstring. Mi cyaan go look pon har modda wid a straight face now.

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I wonder who else see it...