MAYOR OF UP-SO TRELAWNY WAS ARRESTED BY THE FRAUD SQUAD AS HE WAS HELD IN POSSESION OF 5,000 BUN AND CHEESE, WACKY NEWS NETWORK UNDERSTANDS THAT MR. CLIVE BAILEY OF A UNKNOWN FIXED ADDRESS WAS SEEING ACTING SUSPICIOULY STRANGE OUTSIDE HIS RESDIENCE, WHEN CONTACTED, HE SPRAYED WATER HOSE AT THE LAW MEN AND A STRUGGLE OCCURED, HE WILL BE CHARGED WITH POSSESION OF A WATER HOSE AND FAILURE TO GIVE OUT THE PPL DEM BUN AND CHEESE
UP TO PRESS TIME THE MAYOR WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT, BUT RELEASE A STATEMENT SAYING "HAPPY EASTER"
WHEN CONTACTED, HE SPRAYED WATER HOSE AT THE LAW MEN AND A STRUGGLE OCCURED, HE WILL BE CHARGED WITH POSSESION OF A WATER HOSE AND FAILURE TO GIVE OUT THE PPL DEM BUN AND CHEESE