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DJ GLAMAROUS_RUE
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Growing Wild

One day a young Jamaican body builder who loved to tan himself looked down on his dick and saw that it was the only area of his body that wasnt chocolate brown, so he decided that the next day he would go to the beach and get a tan on his dick. The next day he put on his trunks and lay down on his towel on the sand, put some suntan lotion on his penis and left it out to tan.

Two old ladies were walking by and the one called Mary said,"But kiss mi Ras$ Martha, yuh nuh si mi dying trial?"



So naturally martha waan know a wah.

Mary seh,"When mi a twenty mi fraid fi it, when mi a thirty mi curious bout it, when mi a forty mi caan get enuff a it, when mi a fifty mi beg fi it, when mi a sixty mi pay fi it. And now mi a seventy, di F.ucking sinting dem a grow wild an mi cyant ben dung.




-- Edited by Dj Tweety on Wednesday 31st of March 2010 04:11:20 PM

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DJ GLAMAROUS_RUE
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lmao now mi a seventy, di @#$%ing sinting dem a grow wild an mi cyant ben dung. lmao.gif

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