IN HALF WAY TREE TODAY AT ABOUT MIDDAY, 6PM, A MARK DALEY, DRIVER OF A FIXED UNKNOWN ADRESS IN KINGSTON WESTMORELAND, WAS WALKING TO THE THE HANDCART TERMINUS, WHEN HE WAS ROBBED OF HIS NOKIA 3310 BY A DWARF. WHILE RUNNING WITH THE PHONE, THE ACCOMPLICE REALIZED THAT THE BATTERY WAS ALMOST DEAD AND THERE WAS NO CREDIT ON THE PHONE,HE PROCEEDED TO TURN BACK AND BEAT MR, DALEY FOR BIENG WUCKLESS AND NOT HAVING CREDIT NOR BATTERY LIFE
POLICE PROCEEDED TO PART THE FIGHT, ARREST BOTH THE THIEF AND MR. DALEY, HE WAS CHARGED ATTEMPTED POSSESION OF BIENG WUCKLESS AND A RUM LICENSE SESSION IS SCHEDULE FOR NEXT WEEK, WHEN HE WILL FACE THE COURTS. MR DALEY RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING "MI DID A WAIT FI DOUBLE DAY FI PUT ON CREDIT AND MI PHONE DID WAAH CHARGE"...HE PLANS TO TAKE THE THIEF TO COURT WHERE A LAWSUIT WILL BE FILED AGAINT HIM FOR DISCRIMINATION OF BRUCK POCKET PPL