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Mzja Lifer
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Nuttin worse then an irish oman scorn lmao

(Police aka Garda)

A garda pulls over a speeding car. He says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Are you sure? I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the garda writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the garda makes out the second ticket for the illegal use of a radar detector unit*, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman ,didn't I tell you to keep your mouth shut!" The garda frowns and says "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an on the spot 60 euro fine. "The driver says, "Well, you see sir, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the garda is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The garda looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" Smiling sweetly, she replies. Only when he's been drinking, sir."



-- Edited by madest-one (Mod) on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 06:23:00 PM

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thats was funny....LADY J ARE U THE SAME WAYhmm

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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a eediat ting dat...she woulda haffi walk exit di car same time & walk di rest a di way...nuh question...(aidonia voice) "none smile".

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Munk wrote:

a eediat ting dat...she woulda haffi walk exit di car same time & walk di rest a di way...nuh question...(aidonia voice) "none smile".



yu cyah do dat coz police ago lock yu up so she have deh car muu

 



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