A WEIRDO cross-dresser terrified three women - by marching up to them wearing false boobs and a fake bum made from a BUCKET.

Oddball dad-of-two Christopher Darnbrough, 60, also donned a flouncy skirt and cardigan as part of his bizarre outfit.

He wore the clobber as he approached his three victims aged 18, 48 and 58 in a car park in Gleniffer Braes, near Paisley.

Bearded Darnbrough - who had attached the pail to his bum to make it look bigger - then bent over, causing his skirt to ride up.

The shocked trio dashed to their car and locked the doors.

They noted Darnbrough's registration number and fled before calling cops.

Darnbrough, of Glasgow, admitted to officers he had a fetish - and said wearing his outfit in public added to his fantasy.

Fear

Darnbrough pled guilty to putting the women in a state of fear and alarm during the incident on March 15.

He also admitted conducting himself in a disorderly manner and committing a breach of the peace.

Prosecutor Linda Martin yesterday told Paisley Sheriff Court: "He walked briskly towards them, then followed the three women at a distance of about three metres.

"He appeared to be showing off - parading - for the benefit of others. They went to their car and locked the doors."

Darnbrough's lawyer Phil Rooney told the court the accused was a divorced professional man and his family knew about his 'hobby'.

Sheriff Derek Livingston deferred sentence on first-offender Darnbrough for six months for good behaviour. He said: "If there is any repeat, the court will take a dim view as it is completely unacceptable to behave in that way - especially lifting your skirt."

Last night Darnbrough refused to comment at his tenement flat in Glasgow's West End.