husbands' constant demands for sex,

decides to make a schedule for him,

to cut down on the amount of times

that they will have to make love for

the rest of theirmarriage.

While getting ready for work, she

writes on apiece of paper, "Honey,

you know I love you, but your

never endingrequests for sex

are leaving me drained and really

tired.

So I propose that we only have sex

on days that start withthe letterT ,

to minimize the frequency of our

lovemakingsessions". Don't be mad

at me honey, just understandwhere

I am coming from, and let me know

if my request is toodemanding of you.'

On her way out the door, she uses a

refrigerator magnet and sticks the note

to the fridge door,hoping that her

sex craved husband will be understanding

andaccepting of her proposal when

he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at

therefrigerator andnotices that

her note has-been replaced with

a note from herhusband that reads,

'Baby, I didn't' realize that I was

putting youunder so much pressure

and I'm sorry. I accept yourproposal

and have even taken the extra step

of listing atthe bottom of this letter,

those days starting with theletter 'T'

to make sure that we are

on the samepage.

1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TONIGHT
5. TOMORROW
6. TATURDAY
7. TUNDAY

P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY,

I'mwaiting for you upstairs.'