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DJ GLAMAROUS_RUE
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Have A Laugh What a Coincidence!!!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar....
Sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, 'How
about that?
I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmersays..
'This is a special day for me....
I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too,
I am also celebrating!' says thewoman.
'What a coincidence!' says thefarmer!

As they clinked glasses the man
asked, What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying
to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me
that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man.

'I'm a chicken Farmer and for years all of my hens
were infertile,
But today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman.

'How did your chickens becomefertile?'

'I used a different ****,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said,

'What a coincidence.'



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