Finally! Hardcore Alliance fans have been salivating over Bounty Killers just-released Chatta Box single which delivers a stunning broadside on his former protégé, Vybz Kartel. The intro is delivered with classical Bounty Killer pottymouth panache and the brilliant vulgarity of the tirade makes it an instant rewind moment.
Alien Looking, blo*o*dclaat deform hunch back, boy handicap, bwoy nyam down from the ramping shop to di candy shop, bleach out face blo*o*dclaat man faggiesha palmer, wey you feel like alliance blo*o*dclaat gun dem a drama, hey mek me tell oonu dis b****ohole dog s&%t cause you mout is a toilet, say weh u feel fi say man style it, me mek you career nuh tink I won't spoil it. Dis bwoy a p*u**yy thats why me neva wild it
However, the best portion of the song is the intro where Bounty can lift his skirts and be his intimidating best. However, the rest of the song is a predictable rehash of insults and disses that have the creative spontaniety of a bowel movement. Even the first line of the first verse is a disappointment: 'stop chew pon mi name like sweetie/oonu fi tell him fi stop drink Shorty pee pee'.
Using a repetitive syllabic rhyming style, he trots out tired two-dollar rhymes as he calls Kartel a silent bowcat , and a paedophile. He takes a shot at recent Kartel hits such as Virginity and Teen Pregnancy by drawing attention to what he calls The Teachas tendencies, but he is hopelessly predictable in his witticisms such as stop mix up gal p*u**yy wid food etcetera.
And in his attempt to attack Kartel, he stumbles and asks one of the dumbest questions ever invented when he deejays: which bad man coulda waan gal weh freaky?. Answer: how about all of them?
He attempts to critique Kartels past songs with a line which begins you say gal salt like banana chips/ it prove say yu muss taste Tamara clit/Thats why Alliance haffi empty the banana clip/every bowcat get hang by them tongue from a cliff.
He also makes references to old Kartel songs with phrases like p*u**yy pathologist and disparages some of Kartels unusual comparisons such as the one which suggest that a gal p*u**yy good like high grade herb. Perhaps one of the most important things about the song is that Bounty Killer never denies any of Kartels personal allegations/statements that Bounty Killer 'ah the biggest bowcat inna the country'.
Now comes the interesting part. Waiting for the Teachas clinical response dissecting the Killers oral habits and exposing more inside Alliance secrets. The dancehall world is collectively holding its breath.
And somewhere, the organizers of Stings are rubbing their hands in glee.
Yawn look how excited di alliance fans get over this diss, killa finally take up the warlord vibes again and TRY a ting.. Gaza never lapse and me just a wait cause me no if addi answer is a new chapter to the clash... alliance going get slaughter.yuh see it?
-- Edited by spylah on Thursday 13th of August 2009 06:55:32 AM
Is there anything else in dancehall we can talk about besdies this!! me tired !!!! nobody a go happy till one or the other dead then everyone a go bawl violence over the lyrics!!!
Jah Know!!!!
gaza,alliance who cares it's music!!!! Selectors and fans are getting hurt and killed over this!!
mi nah seh alliance or empire mi seh music but one ting wen yuh a write mek sure yuh write up is balance and not one sided in other words yuh a chatt a box lol
-- Edited by wash belly di last one on Thursday 13th of August 2009 07:13:41 AM