PJ is my shepherd; I shall not want,
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He restoreth my doubt in Jamaican Politics
He guideth me to the path of unemployment,
He anointeth my wages with taxes,
Surely Poverty and hard living shall follow this administration
And I shall be living in a rented house forever.

5000 years ago, Moses said, "Pack your camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass and I shall lead you to the promised land."

5000 years later Michael said "Lay down your, shovel, sit on your ass and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, PJ will tax your shovel, sell your camel, screw your ass and tell you the promised land is Africa.