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DJ GLAMAROUS_RUE
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HOW TO MAKE LOVE


Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to fur-lined mixing bowl , working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight though).
6. Love is complete when banana is soft.
If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, Leave Town!!

Send this to:
0 people- your love life will be shit
8 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex
8 or more people- you will find the perfect love

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scoopa u cah fcuk??????/it nuh seem so to me a buumboklat

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