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A guy is driving his Kriss deportee down a dusty Jamaican
country road when he sees a sign, "Star apples J$100.00 each".

Curious to find out why one star apple should cost that
much, he stops and asks the farmer why the star
apples are so expensive. The farmer says, "Bway dese
are special bulla and pear star apples. Here, try one
nuh?" The man takes a bite and says,
"Unbelievable; I taste the pear, but not the
bulla." The farmer says, "Just
turn it around an bite again man." He does so and he
savours a sweet bulla.

The farmer says, "Mi have fish an' festival star
apple, too, but dem is $200.00 each." The man is
excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, these
are great but I taste the fish but not the festival!."
The farmer says, "Just turn it around, man." He
does, takes a bite and the unmistakable taste of a sweet
crunchy festival fills his mouth.

The farmer nods in approval and says, "Now, if you
really like dat, mi 'ave some extra special apples dat
cost $500.00 each. They're pum pum apples."
"Pum Pum apples?" The man cannot resist and whips
out his $500.00 note. He takes a bite and spits out in
disgust, shouting "YUCK, these taste like shit!"
The farmer cooly responds, "Jus' tun it 'round,
man!!"

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