At school little Johnnys class is learning about medicines. Sister > Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know > and what they are used for. > > The first pupil said: Tylenol? > > Very good! And what is it used for? > > It is used for a headache. > > The second pupil said: Nytol. > > Excellent! said Sister Catherine. And what is it used for?
> > To help you sleep, replied the student. > > Now it is Johnnys turn and he said: Viagra. > > And what is it used for, Johnny? asked the surprised Sister Catherine. > > It is used for diarrhea. > > And who told you this, Johnny? > > Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father take a Viagra, and > maybe yuh shit will get harder. > > > Sister Catherine fainted.