A priest was in his room and realised that his rooster was missing. He decided 2 bring it up in Sunday Mass. Right before the seremony the priest asked, "Who has a c**k?" all the men in the room stood up. The priest said "NO,No,NO. Who has seen a c**k?" all the woman in the room stood up. The priest said "NO,NO,NO. Who has seen my c**k?". All of the nuns stood up.