He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. ''Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?'' she asked. ''They're mating,'' her father replied. ''What do you call the spider on top?'' she asked. ''That's a Daddy Longlegs,'' her father answered. ''So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?'' the little girl asked. His heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question. He replied, ''No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.. ''Well," she said, "we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."
WHEN I STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE HUSTLE FALIURE BECAME MY EX NOW I'M ENGAGED TO THE GAME AND MARRIED TO SUCCESS
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