A retired US police chief said he was robbed by "probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania" - who decided that the ideal venue for his crime was a police convention attended by 300 narcotics officers.
John Comparetto said that as he came out of a cubical in the men's toilet, a man pointed a gun in his face and demanded money.
Mr Comparetto gave up his money and mobile phone. But when the man fled, Mr Comparetto and some colleagues chased and arrested him.
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A wise man sees failure as progress/
a fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic/
And loses his soul in the process/ obsessed with nonsense with a caricature that has no content/