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Mrs. Modo
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......And then the fight started (jokes)
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, Dust.'                                                      
And then the fight started...                                        
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My wife was hinting about what she  wanted for  our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.             And then the fight started...                                      
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I  take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to  a gas station.               
And then the fight started...                                        
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, that I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She  said,  'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough  for me' and she  processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I  excitedly told  my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'                              And then the fight started...                                        
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high  school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her  drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'  'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'                         And  then the fight started...                                      
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 My wife and I are  watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed I turned to  her and  said, "Do you want to have sex?"  "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."                      
And that's when the fight started...


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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...

lollollollollollollollollollol dis one is maaaddd

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lmao best one there

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...


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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, that I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started...

lollollollollollollollollollollollollol maddest 1

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lol... dem maadddd eeeehhhh

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mi no post dem ya long donkey years ago?

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lmaolmaolmao

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the last one was the funniest indeed....

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bluuuuuuuudclaat.. fone bone to di woooooorld

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