A Jamaican moved to Barbados and bought a donkey from an old Bajan farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the Bajan farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry, but I 'have some bad news. The donkey dead.' De Jamaican said, 'Well dat alrite, just gi mi, mi money back.' 'Can't do that. I spend the money already.' De Jamaican said, 'Ok, den. Just leave the donkey wid me.'
'What are you going to do with it?' the Bajan farmer asked.
Jamaican: 'A goin raffle de donkey.' Farmer: 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Jamaican: 'Yeah man. Watch. I nah tell nobody it dead.' A month later the farmer met up with the Jamaican and asked, 'What 'appened with that dead donkey?' Jamaican: 'Bwoy the donkey raffle off. I sell 1000 tickets at $2.00 a piece and make a profit of $1898.00.'
Farmer: 'Didn't anyone cuss?' Jamaican: 'just t he man who win. So mi giv him, back him $2.00. Yu have no cow a sell????
If u blame life u blame who give it suh dnt blame life blame the wayhow u live it, God neva sleep him wake him nuh mek mistake suh blame it on u frends and in u surroundings weh fake