Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives,
however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking
home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was. lucky enough to squat down next  to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she used the ribbon. After the girls did
their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst .. . my wife came home with no p anties!

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a note stuck to her ass that said,
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."