A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the
> > examining room, he told the doctor, 'Don't
> > laugh!'
> > 'Of course I won't laugh,' the doctor said.
> > 'I'm a professional. In more than twenty years,
> > I've never laughed at a patient.'
> > 'Okay then,' the man said, and proceeded to drop
> > his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'willie' the
> > doctor had ever seen.
> >
> >
> > It wasn't any bigger than, a triple A battery.
> > Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
> > then fell to the floor, laughing hysterically.
> >
> >
> > Ten minutes later, he was finally able to struggle to his
> > feet and regain his composure.
> > 'I'm so sorry,' he said. 'I really am'.
> > I don't know what came over me.
> >
> >
> > On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will
> > never happen again.
> > Now, what seems to be the problem?'
> > 'It's swollen,' the man replied.
> > Back on the floor went the urologist.