A Jamaican moved to Barbados and bought a donkey from an old Bajan farmer for $100.00.The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.The next day, the Bajan farmer drove up and said,'Sorry, but I 'have some bad news. The donkey dead.

'De Jamaican said, 'Well dat alrite, just gi mi, mi money back.

''Can't do that. I spend  the money already.'

De Jamaican said, 'Ok, den. Just leave the donkey wid me.

''What are you going to do with it?' the Bajan farmer asked.

Jamaican: 'a goin raffle de donkey.

'Farmer: 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

Jamaican: 'Yeah man. Watch. I nah tell nobody it dead.'

A month later the farmer met up with the Jamaican and asked, 'What 'appened with that dead donkey?'

Jamaican: 'Bwoy the donkey raffle off. I sell 1000 tickets at $2.00 a piece and make a profit of $1898.00.'

Farmer: 'Didn't anyone cuss?'

Jamaican: 'just the man who win. So mi giv him, back him $2.00.