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dappa75wifie

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A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River Falls
when she stumbled upon an old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed
it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie. The Genie said, "Naw - Ah no so it go - three-wish genies ah duppy story. I & I is a ONE-WISH Genie. So ... wha yuh a say? The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid
yu? BE REASONABLE NUH MAN! Dem deh country ah fight dem one anoder fe
thousands a year now.. I man out a shape after me inna de bottle fe five
hundred years. Me good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! Me nuh think it can be
done. PLEASE mek another wish and me a beg yu ... BE REASONABLE."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right Jamaican man ... You know, one that Doesn't Drink Too Much

ALCOHOL, is considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking and house-cleaning, is great in bed, Faithful and loves to go to church. That's what I wish for ... a good Jamaican man. The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Gimme back de map.

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26 people die from swine flu & everybody wants 2 wear a mask. 2,000,000 people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom!

dappa75wifie

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Date: 23:38 02/26 2009

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LOL I HAD TO COME BACK N READ THIS AGAIN LOLOL __________________ 26 people die from swine flu & everybody wants 2 wear a mask. 2,000,000 people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom!

STUWY77

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BRAINSBOX

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Date: 23:14 02/27 2009

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THAT'S F.U.C.K.E.D UP __________________ ONLY GOD CAN HELP!!!

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gullygallis

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Date: 23:17 02/27 2009

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lol __________________ __________________________________________________ trailor load a money mi seh......dis badman u get gunshot!!!

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Date: 23:32 02/27 2009

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Date: 00:31 02/28 2009

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im a good jamaican man __________________ If u blame life u blame who give it suh dnt blame life blame the way how u live it, God neva sleep him wake him nuh mek mistake suh blame it on u frends and in u surroundings weh fake