Britney Spears has heard voices in her head "for years"

The National Enquirer is claiming that Britney Spears is in a panic because her "secret diaries" were recently stolen. Britney's so worried because the diaries contain some pretty crazy stuff -- like how she hears voices in her head:

"Britney writes she has heard voices talking to her for years," reveals an insider. "She still hears them, and they tell her to run away and hide. She knows they are not real, but she can't get them out of her head. She writes that once she was sitting on the couch in her Malibu home when she started answering questions the voices were asking. She would be sitting with her mother, her husband Kevin and other people -- talking to voices. They were shocked!" (Print Edition - 2/16)

It would actually be surprising that Britney hears voices in her head if she weren't the fourth most unstable thing on the planet behind ionized boron*, Michael Moore's belt, and Iraq. Blaming Britney's problems on imaginary voices overlooks the real reason for her meltdowns: barbiturates, booze, her kids. Why can't they just keep their damn rooms clean like she wants?