The only thing more painful than having eight babies cut out of you: Carrying them in your ridiculously distended belly. Ouch!


This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids. Pass the Jessica Simpson mom jeans.

OctoP**y may not have to pimp out her w****mates for dollars on her website anymore, as this "Alien" photo has just landed her a new gig ... the poster mom for anti in vitro fertilization.