Try and forget the fact that she looks like Randy Macho Man Savage without his glasses, and focus on the fact that she stuck her finger in some guys booty while he was passed out:

JANUARY 29Meet Janice McCarl. The Colorado woman, 53, was arrested last night for allegedly sexually assaulting a male friend late last year. McCarl  was booked into jail on a felony charge of suspicion of sexual assault. According to a police report, a copy of which youll find here, the victim, 50, told investigators that he invited McCarl to a barbecue at his home last November. Following the barbecue, the man contends that he passed out and awoke to find McCarl molesting him. The man, who believes that he was somehow drugged by McCarl, told police that she had her handsin his ass. The man said that when he later confronted McCarl, she laughed and asked, What did I do, kill somebody. He added that McCarl eventually acknowledged the molestation and apologized. McCarls arrest was first reported today by the Daily Camera. The victim told police that, prior to the attack, he had been intimate with McCarl approximately 5-6 times since July 2008. McCarl is scheduled to appear this afternoon in Boulder County District Court.

100 bucks says that when he invited that wheffa over for the barbecue, he had no idea it would be his man-cakes getting skewered.  Thats despicable.  Give the b*tch life.

EWWW UGH