When youre dating Farting is never an issue.
When youre married You make sure theres nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When youre dating He takes you out to have a good time.
When youre married He brings home a 6 pack, and says What are you going to drink?

When youre dating He holds your hand in public.
When youre married He flicks your ear in public.

When youre dating A Single bed for two isnt that bad.
When youre married A King size bed feels like an army cot.

When youre dating You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When youre married You think to yourself Was he always this hairy?

When youre dating You enjoyed foreplay.
When youre married You tell him If we have sex, will you leave me alone?

When youre dating He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When youre married He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

When youre dating You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When youre married You wonder who will die first.

When youre dating Just looking at him makes you feel all mushy.
When youre married When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When youre dating He knows what the hamper is.
When youre married The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.

When youre dating He understands if you Arent in the mood.
When youre married He says Its your job.

When youre dating He understands that you have male friends.
When youre married He thinks they are all out to steal you away.

When youre dating He likes to discuss things.
When youre married He develops a blank stare.

When youre dating He calls you by name.
When youre married He calls you Hey and refers to you when speaking to others as She.