For those that dont know, being the boss is a tough job. Expectations, requirations (is that even a word?), etc. - really hard work and stuff. If you didnt already know, heres the 10 major differences between you (the worker) and your (wonderful) boss.

• When you take a long time, youre slow. When your boss takes a long time, hes thorough.
• When you dont do it, youre lazy. When your boss doesnt do it, hes too busy.
• When you make a mistake, youre an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, hes only human.
• When doing something without being told, youre overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, thats initiative.
• When you take a stand, youre being pig-headed. When your boss does it, hes being firm.
• When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, youre being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, hes being original.
• When you please your boss, youre arse-creeping. When your boss pleases his boss, hes being co-operative.
• When youre out of the office, youre wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, hes on business.
• When youre on a day off sick, youre always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
• When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, its because hes overworked.