Q: What arr they gonna do to Micheal Jackson when he dies?
A: Burn his plastic body down and turn him into little toys so kids can play with HIM for a change!

Q: How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
A: With a squeegee

Q: What color are Kurt Cobains eyes?
A: Blue. One blew this way and one blew that way

Q: What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobains mind?
A: Buckshot

Q: What has more brains? Kurt Cobain or the wall behind him
A: Courtney Love

Q: Did you hear about the basketball player with leprosy?
A: He was all over the court.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V floating at night?
A: Drop it niggar.

Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Give it a nipple.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesnt work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.