A little old Chinese man goes into Nick's Greek Food Cafe. Nick goes to the old man's table and asks what he'd like. The old man says, "One order of clacked clab, prease." The hair on Nick's neck stood up but he took the order and served the man. Every night for 3 years, the same thing....one night the old man comes in and orders . Nick couldn't take it any longer and says, "listen, it's one order of cracked crab,please. got that? Now leave and don't come back till you can say that!! Months go by and one night Nick looks over and there's the little Chinese man at his usual table. Nick walks over and asks him what he'd like, the little Chinese man looked Nick in the eye and says, "I'd like one order of cracked crab...you Gleek plick!"