There was this couple who always wanted to go onto a plane ride over the Grand Canyon. One day they found a tourist plane taking tourist on rides over the Grand Canyon. The couple went up to the pilot and asked, "How much for a ride?" "50 bucks," replied the pilot "50 bucks is 50 bucks," said the couple. Ever time the pilot returned for another flight, the couple asked the same question, and every time they got the same answer. Finally at the end of the day they asked the pilot again. The pilot said, "If you don't say anything the whole ride, I'll let you go for free." So the couple got onto the plane, and didn't say a word the whole time. When the plane finally landed the pilot turned around to find only the husband sitting behind him. "Where is your wife?" asked the pilot "Well, when you did that last loop, she fell out and I didn't want to say anything, cause 50 bucks is 50 bucks."