This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didnt feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday!, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone Happy Birthday. I thought Well, thats marriage for you, but the kids They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didnt say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a z****ie like fashion until about one oclock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, You know, its such a beautiful day outside, and its your Birthday, why dont we go out for lunch, just you and me. I said, Thanks, Joanne, thats the best thing Ive heard all day. Lets go!

We went to lunch but not where wed normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, You know, Its such a beautiful day We dont have to go right back to the office, do we? I replied with I suppose not. What do you have in mind? She said, Lets go to my apartment, its just around the corner.

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, Boss if you dont mind, Im goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. Ill be right back. Ok. I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there

On the couch

Naked.