I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.

I said no to drugs, but they just wouldnt listen.

Kill em all. Let God sort it out

Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont.

Fight crime - Shoot back

Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window?

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made

Hang up and drive.

Im just driving this way to piss you off.

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Over [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

If You Can Read This, Ive Lost My Trailer.