The police in Westmoreland recently responded to a call of disturbance in Sheffield in the parish. On their arrival however, all they found was an elderly man in need of some 'action' from his 'unwilling' wife.

According to Detective Corporal Gregory McDyess of the Area One Police, residents of the community reported of hearing strange sounds at the house of the elderly couple.

On arrival of the police team, an obviously 'heated' 70-year-old man simply declared, "Is not a fight eno, is jus beg mi a beg mi wife some sex."

Detective McDyess told THE STAR that the police did not doubt the man's claim, as he was clad only in a pair of underpants.

She was sweating

The 70-year-old man's claim would become even more obvious when the police saw his 60-year-old wife.

"His wife looked as if she was in a tussle, the neck of her T-shirt was stretched out, her hair was a mess and she was sweating," explained Detective McDyess.

The police say when the wife was asked if everything was fine, she replied, "Him waa fight because mi seh mi not in di mood."

The wife's response ignited laughter among concerned neighbours who had gathered to see what was taking place.

Detective McDyess also noted that the state of the house suggested that the two were indeed in a tussle as several pieces of furniture looked out of place while a broken glass was seen on the kitchen floor.

At this point, the wife was quick to interject and said, "No badda carry none a wi go station, mi neva get hurt, me will calm him dung."