Does size matter? Is it smaller or larger than my mates?
These two questions might be among the most frequently asked in the universe. And today Condomunity is going to make your life so much easier (in best lifehacker manner). Enters Condometric!
Condometric is a 205mm measuring tape printed on a condom (and a revamp of peter meter at that). It comes in 4 flavors like natural - can never go wrong with that - cherry, lime and banana. Its also a very philosophical condom if you believe the makers homepage: Condometric helps us flaunt what weve got. Its about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.
Btw. its a real fully functional condom that can be bought in packs of 3,6 and 12. I personally think this is a pretty funny idea and for everyone else, at least it will put an end to all doubts where people are supposed to measure from.
lol dem ppl ah relly tink of tings fi make yuh know star .......
Dem advertisement ago say;
NO LONGER WILL YOU HAVE TO MEASURE WITH A RULER OR MEASURING TAPE NO LONGER WILL YOU PUT ON YOUR CONDOM AND HAVE YOUR GIRL WONDERIN DA SIZE OF D c**kY!!! WE BRING TO YOU THE CONDOMETRIC, IT IS A CONDOM!! AND A MEASURING TAPE IN 1 FANTASTIC C****INATI0N
lol lol lol ..........
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lol dem ppl ah relly tink of tings fi make yuh know star .......
Dem advertisement ago say;
NO LONGER WILL YOU HAVE TO MEASURE WITH A RULER OR MEASURING TAPE NO LONGER WILL YOU PUT ON YOUR CONDOM AND HAVE YOUR GIRL WONDERIN DA SIZE OF D c**kY!!! WE BRING TO YOU THE CONDOMETRIC, IT IS A CONDOM!! AND A MEASURING TAPE IN 1 FANTASTIC C****INATI0N
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