A LITTLE OLD LADY ANSWERD AKNOCK AT THE DOOR TO BE MET BY A VACUM CLEANER SALESMAN. "F.UCK OFF" SHE SAID. NEXT THING HE TIPS A BUCKET OF HORSE SH.IT ON HER HALLWAY CARPET AND SAYS " IF THIS VACUUM CLEANER DOES NOT REMOVE ALL TRACES OF THIS HORSE SHIT MADAM I WILL EAT THE REMAINDER" "WELL" SHE SAYS " I HOPE YOUR f**kING HUNGRY BECAUSE THE ELECTRICITY WAS CUT OF THIS MORNING"