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Penis in a Pickle Jar! WTF

A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husbands willy in hospital so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butchers knife to hack off the treasured manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox next to gherkins.

But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.

Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years.

She told police: It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

I wanted to pickle it for eternity he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006420225,00.html

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dat man was da maaan

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roro...woman sick bout joystick
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Ewww pickled joystick lol

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PICKLE.....BUDDY

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bad boy rororo

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lol

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whis Wonder wat will my Woman do hmm
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i guess the husband never had an erection in years .... hence the souvenir.

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wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I guess that she can't afford a dildo.

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white people.............


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Ugh@statement above me...

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