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Did u brush ur teeth

After an exciting hot, nice and rejuvenating 69 with his girlfriend, Johnny remembers that he has an appointment with his dentist that evening.

He was afraid that his dentist would notice the smell of vagina in his mouth, so he brushed his teeth 457 times, used dental floss 248 times and on top of that he used 15 liters of listerine.

As he arrived at his dentist office, he *u*ked 25 mint candies. His turn then came up so he was welcomed in by his dentist, who told Johnny to have a seat on the chair.
looking well relaxed and with his mouth wide open.

The dentist got close enough to his mouth and said:

-Man, how come you do 69 before you come to my office?

-What's up Doctor? Does my mouth still smell like vagina?

-No, your mouth smells good, but your forehead smells like .



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lollololololo.o.ollolo.o.olo.ollll

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whats the last part.......dnt get it

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f**ka yuh though shall not 69

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smells like shit!

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hmm

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lol




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oooooooooo ahhaha!

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lololol fcuka ah who tell yuh fi guh do 69

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lol....mad

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diss mad ...lol

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dont get it

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