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A farmer landed in hospital after a horny bull mistook him for a cow.

The randy steer tore off the farmer's clothes in a frenzy after he caught the scent of cows on them at the dairy farm in Wies Dlugie, eastern Poland.

Terrified Stan Markowski, 68, tried to reject the amorous advances but was chased and tossed all round the field.

His daughter Danuta, 45, explained: "The bull smelt my dad who had just been with cows and thought he was a cow ready for mating.

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"He managed to get away and ran home - completely naked, terrified and bleeding."

t when my dad pushed him off the bull went mad began to charge and toss him around the field, tearing his clothes and hurling him to the ground.



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a whe di ra** a gwaan

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Thats hilarious!

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lol

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lol damn
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lol jah know

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lol

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very interesting....lol

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lollollollollol

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wtf?

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Thats scarey

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lol That just too funny, but mi kinda feel sorry fi di farmer still.

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WTF LOL LMAO

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d bull in heat lol lol

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madd this fi inna funny section

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