THE BRIDGE



A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly
The sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you
One desire.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over
Anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of
the
Enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
Reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
Hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more
Time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker
Thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I
and
All men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside,
what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what
She means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman
truly
Happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?