A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down
 And engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them
Ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
 Of them say the following
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
Once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
Twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more,
You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this
Country. We don't speak
Aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

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