If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? . . Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. . . . Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? . . Candidate A. . Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. . . Candidate B. . He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whi skey every evening. . . Candidate C . He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. . . Which of these candidates would be our choice? . . Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. . . Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. . . . And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. . . . Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. . . Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading.. . . Never be afraid to try something new. . . Remember: . Amateurs. . .built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic . . . And Finall y, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: . * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... . . . Can you guess which organization this is? . . .
Give up yet? . . .
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.